chanandlerb0ng:

“hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude

(via gashkarth)

The awkward moment you flush the toilet in the middle of the night and it’s the loudest fucking sound in all the universe.

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: i-am-no-longer-active-on-here)

psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via brandello)

pizza:

*gets homework out of bag* i think that’s enough homework for one day

(Source: pizza, via selling-ass4heroin)

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

DOES THIS SOUND AGGRESSIVE IN YOUR HEAD

oh look now it’s normal

sarcastic

LOUD

(via thefoxeshuntthe-hounds)

lvysaur:

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

(Source: engineerings, via p0pfuckingpunk)